In-n-Out

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Double Double Animal Style. That is all.

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Pho-king delicious

As you might guess, my days off on the road are dictated by my stomach. The excitement of finding something to sooth and comfort on unfamiliar grounds is probably my favorite pastime. I’ve just finished off a solid work week by throwing back possibly one or two too many barley pops. Upon arrival at the hotel du jour a quick peek at google maps assured me that a quick fix was near. Pho Nguyen was a matter of steps from my much needed hotel shower.

It’s hard to think of anything better than a nice bowl of Pho to make one feel whole again. This wasn’t the best version ever but it didn’t need to be.

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You have to find a balance on a day off between convenience and snobby food desires. This was a perfect balance.

Oh yeah, I’m in Albuquerque.

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You know what’s great about lobster rolls?

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Everything. Trying out a new iPhone app to make this blog more productive. This beauty was devoured at fish bar in my lovely hometown, Chicago. Good job fish bar, thanks for not making me wait to hit the east coast for a proper seabug-on-a-bun.

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A-HOOOOO-A!

I grew a habanero plant on my deck this year. The problem with this is that all of the sudden you have an ass-load of habaneros on your hand. I knew when I planted them that they would produce fruit, why else would you plant pepper plants? However, I guess I hadn’t considered that fact that outside of jerk marinades I really don’t use habanero peppers all that much. The solution: hot sauce! A quick note to my uncle and I had a recipe in hand.

First dice up a carrot and saute´

Then add an onion and some garlic

Throw into blender with some of the devil’s fruit

Back in the pan for a bit to meld

and into the bottle

Sure there were a few more ingredients: lime juice, vinegar, salt, a bit of honey, etc. This stuff is tasty. Thanks to uncle Bob for the recipe. So easy and so good. Can’t wait for the next batch, I’m thinking mangos.

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Been a Slim Summer

Well it’s been a fantastic summer at home in Chicago. Lots of beautiful weather, quality time spent with friends and family. It’s impossible to jump back into this blog without a bit of an explanation of my absence. Well, here’s the deal, I’m getting married in a few weeks here and so I’ve had to trim the fat, literally. Turns out you can’t be a food obsessed glutton in your 30′s and not expect to carry a little extra weight around with you. At some point on my last tour, not long after my last post in fact, I decided I’d had enough with my puffiness and it was time to get back down to fighting weight for my big show in September. Gotta be able to fit that ring around the finger ya know.

Anyway, I could go on about my diet and how I’ve shed some pounds but it makes for a pretty boring read. And hell those of you that know me (and I think most of you do) have heard the stories already. About the worst thing to do when you are trying to cut calories is think about food and write (hopefully) saliva inducing descriptions of deliciously prepared animals. To be honest, I’ve really missed writing on this thing. However, I haven’t missed it nearly as much as I’ve missed burgers and fries.

Now that my goal has been reached with my diet I have lightened up a bit with my own rules on what I can and can’t eat and have been able to slip some only slightly guilty meals in. Which in turn have gotten the wheels cranking back up a bit on the ol’ blog. Thought I’d throw a few pics of some stuff that’s been flyin’ out of this roadie’s kitchen this past summer and try to jump back into the habit of blogging again. Thanks for reading again and thanks for those that have encouraged me to get back to it.

Mussels w/ White Wine and Shallots

 

I was made afraid of these dark shelled sea filters after a rotten experience as a kid. My childhood summers were spent in Bar Habor, Maine. My father did research that involved grinding up sea anemones to study and extract their DNA (this information is probably all wrong, Dad feel free to correct me I’m sure you’re reading this). To me, this meant his lab was stinky and full of scary looking sea animals that could probably kill you if you touched them. I think a bunch of these biologist types got together, with their collective lack of smell from grinding up stinky sea critters and running smelly gels all day, and decided that it would be a good idea to pull some of these mussels out of a tank somewhere and go steam ‘em on on the beach. Granted, this is from a child’s memory, but these things tasted like my dear old dad’s lab smelled. I stayed away from mussels for about 20 years after that.

But now that every trendy bar, restaurant, and highway rest area has them on the menu I thought it was time for me to have a go at them myself. I’m an admitted sucker for food trends. Turns out it’s easy schmeezy to crank out a kick-ass batch of these bad boys. Shallots, wine, butter, some herbs and you’re already there. They cook in less time than it takes pull the ingredients out of your fridge and taste fantastic. There’s something satisfying about cooking mussels too, feels sorta fancy but is no work at all. Needless to say my future bride was impressed so this will become a go-to for pulling myself out of future visits to the dog house.

Steak, Arugula Salad w/ Goat Feta and Vinaigrette 

Oh man, this was my first hunk o’ cow since April. This was an official fall off the wagon meal. Paired with a killer Italian red wine and I was in heaven. There’s a reason people love steaks…they are freakin’ awesome. Not much to say about this, it was a perfect slice of med rare bovinian delight.

Deviled Egg

This was kind of a sloppy eggsample (see what I did there?) of a damned egg but it still tasted delicious. I make deviled eggs all the time but never the same way twice it seems. A great canvas for all sorts of ingredients.

Nice to be back on the blog. Hopefully more soon. Man, I’m hungry.

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The Great Swiss Cholesterol Bomb

Switzerland is known for its political neutrality, however, the Swiss aren’t afraid to wage war on your circulatory system. Since my recent results back from the blood lab has miraculously left me with a couple of points to spare before my cholesterol was in the “above average” category, I figured why not gain those couple of points in one sitting. Cheese fondue is one hell of a meal. Basically you’ve got this bucket of cheese roasting away on a flame at your table.  You grab fork that’s about as long as your forearm and spear at your cheese delivery vehicle of choice and dunk away.

This particular nights dipping choices were cubed bread, small potatoes, and pineapple (which was actually an attempt at ordering plain ol’ apple). I’m not sure what the combination of cheeses were but there were some nice savory spices working and a BIG hit of kirsch liqueur. The falvor was sharp, a bit salty, and extremely satisfying. I’ve been to the fondue chains in the states and have enjoyed it, however, this Swiss restaurant took melted cheese to a higher plain. After you have stuffed yourself into a cheesy oblivion and loosened your belt the required two notches, what’s left of the cheese sits idly on the burner. Though you’ve laid to rest your fondue spear and are now chugging water to help de-concentrate the cheese bomb that has formed in your stomach, there is still some magic happening in that enamel pot.

The bottom of that cauldron has a nice layer of caramelized cheese forming, a nice brown crust. The waiter grabs the pot and gets to work, vigorously scraping the brown cheesy heaven from the bottomand replaces it on the burner. Guess what…round two. You can’t handle any more cheese you think, but hell, when in Switzerland. You then realize you nearly missed out on the best part as your heart throws your mouth the finger.

Le Dezaley

Römergasse 7

8001 Zürich District, Switzerland

 

 

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Doner Kebab

I know it’s been a while, but I just started a new tour and my rehearsal schedule has been intense. This tour finds me across the pond in Euroland. It can be a challenge over here for the inexperienced American traveler. Having spent a fair amount of time in Europe I’ve pretty much got my street food down. Eating is always more of an adventure when you don’t speak the native tongue. I find myself pointing at things on a menu and hoping for the best. Sometimes you win and discover something divine which you’ve never had, other times you’ll find that you just ordered a side of fermented cauliflower and fish guts. However, one of my go-to safety street meals here is the Doner Kebab. Think of it as kind of a gyro on steroids. You get a pocket of bread and some shaved lamb/beef off of the rotating meat log. Then you’ll have a bunch of options to make this puppy sing. Red cabbage, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers make up the veg choices typically but the magic is in the sauces. I’m aware of 3 standard sauces with which to slather up the beauty; chili sauce (my favorite), a yogurt garlic sauce, and another herbed mayo type sauce. The typical drill involves consuming anywhere between 2-6 Litres of any of Germany’s fine pilsners and rolling out on the great kebab hunt. In Berlin, there’s a kebab shop on every corner and always suspiciously very close to watering holes. Wander in to the store with your newly acquired liquid courage and blert out, “Ein Doner Kebab.” The shop owner will immediately start asking you some questions most likely about what it is you want on it. I find a general swishing motion of the hand paired with the words “everything please” gets me about what I want. And if I’m feeling brave the word “spicy” seems to always yield successful results. This particular Kebab pictured was a fine specimen. The bread had been toasted which made for a nice crunch followed by enough of the 3 sauce combo richness to bring a tear to the eye. I haven’t been over here for about two years now and I’d forgotten how much I enjoy these tasty turkish delights.

Hopefully I’ll be able to keep this going. My posts are probably going to shrink in size considering how busy I get while touring, but I’ll try to keep the pictures coming. Thanks for reading.

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Dawggoneit

I avoided Franks n’ Dawgs for a little over a year. Fancy furters, those who live in Chicago know, is Hot Doug’s game. Franks n’ Dawgs is to Hot Doug’s like the Slanket is to the Snuggie. Like Panburger Partner is to Hamburger Helper. Like GoBots were to Transformers. Like Universal Studios is to Disneyland. Like the Winghouse is to Hooters.  It’s just not the original jam. So if you’re going to invade haute dog country, you best bring your finest encased-meat-soldiers to battle. Franks n’ Dawgs puts up a great fight. To start with they try to one up Doug by making most of their sausages in house, which is just plain cool. They are also serving their links on lobster roll style buns, you know, split down the top instead of sliced on the side and lightly toasted all over (no actual lobster roll on the menu though unfortunately). Franks n’ Dawgs also has a great gimmick going where they have 2 dogs rotating monthly designed by some of the cities big name restaurant chefs. So far I like what I see.

We rolled up hungry and my guard was down because of it. See, I have an allegiance to Hot Doug’s. While you all were waiting for Anthony Bourdain to tell you about the unique gourmet hot dog place in Chicago, I’d already been up in that joint since it was on Roscoe St. I know, I know, it’s always cool to be the first one to find the cool sh*t and be ahead of the trend. But seriously, I’ve been a long time fan of Doug’s work, it’s not like I’m claiming to have discovered the Beatles. But I digress. My fellow roadie and best friend (and soon to be contributor of this blog) and I were hungry, as I explained, so we went deep in the menu. We ordered a spread of one mystery corn dog, an order of triple truffle fries*, a blacksheep for me (toasted black pepper lamb sausage, black pepper oyster sauce, buttermilk vinaigrette, pear & red onion slaw & basil), and a burger dog (house ground patty with cheddar, pickle, pickled onions, spicy ketchup & cherry tomatoes) for my comrade. The corn dog was nothing like the nastiness you’d be scarfing down between light beers at the state fair. Great breading and what I believe was a bratwurst middle served with some killer mustard and pickled carrot shreds. Genius. The black sheep dawg was far from the outcast of the family, the herbal slaw and condiments complimented the sausage perfectly making every bite more interesting than the last. Everything was great. Well constructed fancy pants street grub with spot-on big flavors. Looking forward to my next visit. Doug, hate to say it,  you’ve got a worthy opponent.

Franks n’ Dawgs

1863 N Clybourn Avenue

Chicago, IL 60614-4901

*triple truffle fries = truffle butter, truffle salt, and truffle oil

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Guys Night.

So the lady went away for the weekend to tend to some wedding shower, shopping, girl business. Which translated to me:

A quick text alert to some friends and guys night was officially on. Wasn’t sure what wicked manly concoction would pop into my brain but I knew a visit to peoria meat supply would give me the ample inspiration. Browsing through the stacks of meat inspiration struck. I had done a little research on building the ultimate burger patty.Everyone seems to have the magical recipe of where to grind up the old cow. I decided it was time for me to get on board the snobby burger train. My recipe for distaster: sirloin tip and short rib meat. Sirloin is nice and beefy tasting while short rib has a good amount of fat which is key to a great juicy burger. Threw the meat in the bag and headed for the homestead. Cubed up my bounty and threw it in the freezer for about 20 min to keep the meat nice and cold for the grind. Didn’t want any of that wonderful beef fat escaping from the heat of the grinding process.  Ground the meat, formed the patties, and readied the grill. I’m a bit of a purist when it comes to a burger. Leave the onion and the herbs for the toppings, we aren’t making meatloaf here. Ground up cow and a little salt and pepper when they are on the grill. Done. Burgers were great, sorry no after photos, they were snatched up too quickly and I may or may not have had a few too many barley-pops to care about taking pictures at that point.

One buddy showed up with some fish he’d grabbed at the monger. A little olive oil and a breeze through the spice/rub cabinet and we had our appetizer: grilled salmon four ways. Another successful evening at home. Soon to be missed, I’ll be back on the road soon. Stay tuned.

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Grocery Store Tacos…Hell Yes.

I used to live right by this mexican market and I never found my way inside. It’s not the kind of place that screams we have ridiculously good tacos in here. Even when you walk in, feels more like you’ve rolled into a sparsely stocked convenience store until you round the back corner. There are probably six tables and a bar with two guys behind it cranking out tacos by the dozens. I was tipped off to this place and knew that they had what some considered the best al pastor in the city. When my eyes caught sight of the vertical-rotating-meat-log I knew I was in for a treat. A few broken high school spanish phrases and I was in the money. These tacos were legit, only thing missing was some caramelized pineapple like they rock in Mexico City. Two tacos served with a handful of key limes, nice tangy house green salsa,  and a couple of grilled/salted jalapenos later, I knew I’d be back. This is a good find. Take your friends there and they’ll be impressed that you know about this diamond in the rough.

Tierra Caliente

1402 N. Ashland

Chicago, IL 60622

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